Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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