And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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