For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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