Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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