I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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