we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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