My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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