If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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