Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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