I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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