I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
where are you?
Hypothermia
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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