I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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