Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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