Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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