make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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