I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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