Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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