my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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