A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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