We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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