Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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