Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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