Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Can I color on your dick again?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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Goodbee
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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