Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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