I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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