Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Randomize
