Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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