I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
