Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
porn star boner night. come get it.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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