in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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