I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
