Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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