she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm sobbing to NWA
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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