This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
