Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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