oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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