I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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