i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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