I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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