did you get engaged???
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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