Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
