Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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