Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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