how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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