Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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