That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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