Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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