I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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