Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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