Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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